Waiting for that Posthumous Miracle...

Pope, Pope, Pope...when will this goofiness cease? Cured of leukemia, botched operation and vocal chord injury reversed...the stories will get more incredible, I'm sure. The faithful are coming forward to tell the tales of their miraculous cures. Seems all you have to do is touch a rosary that the Pope has touched to get the benefit. I'm all for miracles, but timing is everything. We need two, positive posthumous miracles and we need them now! I'm looking for a Pope-touched rosary. Anyone checked E-Bay lately?